AISubs v3.7
Yado Motogana, Terada, Shibayu's, Ryo's, Togi's, Ibumaru's and Mushime's.
Today, the six of them will challenge...
On the 10th and 14th, we have a topic conference and then we get into shooting.
The topic conference is full of difficulties.
Among them, there are people who come up with weird topics.
Who is it?
It's this person.
It's easy to understand.
He's blond.
Don't say it and do it for me!
That's right! This time, it's Shibayu's project!
What kind of topic was it?
Is there a pitfall here or not?
Which one is it?
Ah, it doesn't fall!
That kind of topic was proposed.
I'm curious about the pitfall itself.
I want to try it.
You want to fall, right?
You don't have experience with pitfalls, do you?
Recently, pitfalls appear on TV and such.
Maybe there are pitfalls.
That's right.
So, based on Shibayu's suggestion, the project is...
Fake Pitfall Contest
The number of pitfalls is nine.
The person who comes up with a pitfall has to fall in a funny way!
You don't know if you'll fall or not.
So, if you're going to fall, do it in a funny way.
I see.
There are pitfalls, right?
Yes, there are.
It's important.
Like this.
If it's too detailed, people will say you're doing it on purpose.
It's normal up to this point, right?
If it's too detailed, people will say you're doing it on purpose.
If it's normal, people will say you're doing it on purpose.
There's no switch.
It's a judgment of a comma, right?
It's only for a moment.
These three will participate in the contest.
They're wearing competitive clothes that they don't want to get dirty.
I think I'm the one who doesn't want to fall the most.
That's not true.
You're wearing high-heeled sandals.
This is the most complicated one.
You can change the height of your sandals, right?
I'm wearing high-heeled sandals.
There's a switch, so it's 300,000 yen, right?
If it's not a switch, it's 200,000 yen.
It's very normal.
That's true.
The switch is like a Pokemon.
I really don't want to fall.
What Toshimitsu is wearing is...
I'm wearing high heels.
His favorite outfit right now is...
I'm wearing this denim shirt and...
It's been a while since I wore this white...
Oh, it's black.
It's black.
It's black skinny pants.
And Shibayu is...
You came to work.
I did.
This is a simple one.
It's my best looking one.
It's Versace.
It's a good hoodie.
It's about 200,000 yen.
Expensive!
That's a donkey.
It's not a donkey.
It's a high heels.
Your chest is dirty.
I wore this when I went to a concert.
I wore this with a staff pass and...
I washed it.
It's all messed up now.
If it's this outfit, I don't want mud all over it.
I don't like them.
The three of them will start...
The Fake Toshiyana Championship!
So, everyone in ANA...
It's just me and Toshimitsu!
Stop it!
I stopped Toshimitsu at the time.
Stop being ANA brothers!
When did we talk about it? Seriously!
Toshimitsu brought back a girl he picked up at a club.
When did we talk about it?
I'm sweating. Let's go.
I want to go in.
I want to go in if there's an ANA.
There is.
The first round!
First of all, choosing a place!
Between 1 to 3, guess whether there is a hole or not and decide where to walk!
First of all, please choose from 3 of 1, 2 and 3.
It's difficult.
This is a fast pace.
Wait a minute, it's really difficult.
It's really difficult.
I don't like walking.
It's really scary.
Isn't it difficult?
I wanted to go back and see it, but it's a little scary.
I thought I should see it with my own hands.
As I said earlier, even though the artist made it himself, it was made without realizing it.
I'm really proud of it.
It's like an opera, but it doesn't change at all.
What?
Like an opera?
What?
The person driving in the back is an opera singer.
Are you serious?
I'm not the one you're looking for.
I'm doing my job.
The bucket is up all the time.
If you don't put it on properly, you'll get in trouble.
Who?
You should be careful.
Should I get mad at you?!
I'm sorry. Please continue.
These three males are hard to tell by their looks.
Which one will the three of them choose?!
At first glance...
You're depressed, aren't you?
That's a lie, isn't it?
I don't know.
That's what I think.
The second one is calmer.
It's weird. It's kind of natural.
Yeah, it's a little too calm.
The third one is...
It's kind of bumpy. It's kind of natural.
The color of the soil is different.
The first one is...
Wait a minute! This is really hard!
The second one is...
The second one is calmer.
The second one will probably fall.
It can't be normal for it to be like this.
So, here are the three of them' choices!
Tetsuya chose the slightly dented ground as a hook and dared to choose number one!
Shibayu chose number two!
Jinanko and Toshimitsu chose number three!
So, you three!
Are you ready?!
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
It's crazy that you know you're going to fall!
If you're going to fall anyway, don't be pathetic and fall!
Okay!
What should we do?! How should we do it?!
Why do you know?! Damn it!
Okay, here we go!
Is there a pitfall in front of the three of them?!
Or isn't there?!
What will happen?!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Go ahead!
Brother!
Ah! I'm caught something!
Brother!
You're caught!
My little brother!
Brother!
I really chose number one with confidence.
It's dangerous! I see!
It's dangerous!
It's a sweet business!
What is your impression of "simple life's first pitfall"?
If you notice it, you can't do it here.
There is no way to do it.
The one who made a pitfall in the first round is...
Tetsuya!
Did he let his guard down because he wanted to make a pitfall?
He couldn't react at all.
He was already caught a pitfall.
Your face is beautiful.
Reaction entertainers don't do like this.
But I learned it.
I don't want you to touch me.
Put some weight on me.
What are you doing?
I'm full.
I don't know what you are doing.
That's amazing.
That's lotion.
It's lotion, so it may be harder next time.
It's hard.
I don't want you to touch me.
I don't know what you are doing.
Second round.
Look at number four.
I don't think there is a pitfall.
I want you to touch me.
I don't want you to touch me.
Next, check number five.
Check number five.
Numbers four and six look similar.
There is a stone like a T-rex.
If you fall from there, you will be in danger.
Number four may not have a pitfall.
Number six may have a pitfall.
I feel like I've hidden something.
I'm scared of this person.
Without a decision,
they chose this.
What kind of result will it be?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Unlike the first time, it's the second time, so you've seen it, haven't you?
I think it's going to be like this, so this time it's going to be interesting.
I'm looking forward to that kind of trick like "Oh, I stumbled."
I'm counting on you, Mr. Toshio.
Why me?
I want you to do it like this.
I'll get hurt.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then let's go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Safe!
What happened?
Mr. Shibayu, this is what you wanted to do.
It's so annoying!
Is there a pitfall here or not? Which one?
Oh, it doesn't fall.
Shibayu has prepared the situation exactly as he said, but...
The result doesn't seem to say anything.
It's a fake.
I see.
It's not there and it's acceptable.
All you can say is "I don't know if there is or not."
Yes.
There is no pattern, but it's like this.
Are you happy about this?
What is it?
Are you happy about this?
Even though this is Shibayu's story.
Is that what you mean?
It seems so.
It seems that it's not what he thought.
Let's get back on track and go to the third round!
Wow, what should I do?
Wow, number nine is similar to number one.
Isn't this real?
Yes, it is.
This is also real.
The image is dented.
It's not a little solidified, but there's a little surface.
Number seven looks hard.
Number eight is also...
Number eight has a face that doesn't lie.
You can see that he wants to show that there is a face.
Hey, look at the ground!
I don't think it's a hole that he wants to show that there is no hole.
I don't know what he's saying because I've written too much behind his back.
I think it's number nine.
I think this is the most deliberate and fake.
I don't know!
I don't think it's number eight.
I think it's number eight.
Then I'll go with number nine.
Okay, number nine!
Then shall we take number eight?
We're brothers.
What are you doing?
Are you really brothers?
As brothers, I can choose, right?
Because you're older brother.
There is a saying that younger brother is better.
Damn it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Number eight.
You're older brother, aren't you?
I'll have it.
You're older brother, aren't you?
You're strong.
The third round.
These are what they chose.
What kind of pitfalls are there?
Crying or laughing, this is the last one.
This is the last one.
Yes.
I thought it was actually a TV.
I thought it must be there.
Well, TV is cheap, so I know everything.
It's not cheap.
Everyone is a TV person.
Please watch "Omoshiro Ochi".
Yes.
Then let's go with number three.
Three.
Two.
One.
Go ahead.
Go ahead!
It's really scary.
Did you enjoy it?
Are you okay?
What's in there?
I don't know. Maybe it's melted red bean paste.
Red bean paste is hard, so it's hard to melt it.
Toshi-san!
Actually, all of us fell down.
What?
All of us fell down.
That's why you don't eat it?
Yes.
Tetsuya-kun!
Tetsuya-san!
It looks like shit.
What's in there?
What's going on?
What?
It's shikomande.
Wow!
Don't eat shikomande with tapioca in your nose.
It's gross! I fell down twice!
You look like an octopus!
Octopus doesn't matter now!
That's nature!
You look like an octopus!
Octopus doesn't matter now!
A monster came out of there.
By the way, we all fell down.
I fell down while I was talking to two people.
Then, Toshimitsu fell down.
I saw a crack.
Did you fall down from behind?
Yes, I fell down from behind.
When I saw your face, I thought you were crazy.
Mr. Shibata!
What's in there?
It's okonomiyaki.
This hole is the worst.
I didn't fall down.
What are you doing?
We just went up there.
You're doing your best!
Don't overdo it!
That's amazing!
I was playing around.
I drew oil in the air and fell down.
So, the next moment, everything fell down.
I thought you were serious.
I'm serious!
What did you think of your dream hole?
I fell down.
Stop it!
In the third round, everyone fell down!
Everyone showed a nice hole-hitting play, but the fake hole-hitting championship was closed.
I'm glad you three were able to fall into that drop. How was it?
It wasn't bad.
It was a good up and a good down.
Of course I didn't like it, but I was impressed that you were able to make such a drop.
We learned a lot of different patterns today, so if you have a chance to fall in the future, please do it with all your might as an experienced player.
If you end up falling into a drop with hundreds of thousands of yen, it's a great loss.
I'm glad we made it this far.
You guys were a great help.
A great help...
Let's put it on clearing.
Next episode
Actually, we have one more surprise for you.
Tetsuya got out of the camper and fell into a drop.
There's a story behind it.
Please look forward to it.
Next day is Tetsuya's birthday.
Their plan is to celebrate his birthday with a fake hole-hitting game.
They move the car in front of the hole-hitting game.
They're ready!
Are you still doing it?
What's going on here?
Huh? What's wrong?
It's stuck to the window!
That's not it!
Huh?
I guess so!
Yeah!
Tetsuya!
Yes!
Captain, stop it!
It's stuck to the window!
Huh? Huh?
What?
That's crazy!
Congratulations on your first time!
Congratulations!
You'll be seven years old.
You'll live there for a week for now.
It's started!
What's going on?
You're holding it like that?
That's fine.
You can't really go out, can you?
Tetsuya!
Happy Birthday!